Little Bat-Winged Kamui
(To be sung to the tune of "Little Bunny Foo-Foo." If you don't know the song, be glad.)
"Ahem."
"Little bat-winged Kamui, flapping through the forest,
Scooping up Seishirou, and BOPPING him on the head.
DOWN came the Good Fairy Subaru <white flutter of robes in the CLAMP
Campus Forest>, and HE said:
'Little bat-winged Kamui, I don't want to see you
Scooping up Seishirou-san, and BOPPING him on the head.
I'll give you TWO MORE chances to be good, and if you don't,
then I'm going to turn YOU into a GOON.'"
<Subaru: "Anoo...what's a goon?">
<Me: "Just stick to the script....">
<Subaru: <sigh>
"Little bat-winged Kamui, flapping through the forest,
Scooping up Nataku, and BOPPING it on the head.
DOWN came the Good Fairy Subaru <flutter, flutter>, and HE said:
'Little bat-winged Kamui, I don't want to see you
Scooping up Nataku-san, and BOPPING it on the head.
I'll give you ONE MORE chance to be good, and if you don't,
then I'm going to turn YOU into a GOON.'"
<Nataku: "Sakurazuka-san, what's a 'goon'?">
<Seishirou: "I think it's like being Super-Deformed.">
<Nataku: "Oh....">
<Evil Bus Driver: "Down in front!!!">
"Little bat-winged Kamui, flapping through the forest,
Scooping up Satsuki, and BOPPING her on the head. <"Ow!!">
DOWN came the Good Fairy Subaru, and HE said:
'Oh. Well, that's all right, then....'"
(Okay. You can all shoot me now.)
<Kamui: "Hey! So how come I can bop Satsuki on the head, and not these
other guys?">
<Me: "Well, you see, there was once this fanfic with Subaru, Seishirou,
and Nataku in it, and--">
<Seishirou: "--in other words, it's a yaoi thing. And you surely do not
want to know...or do you? <evil leer>>
<Subaru: <SWEATDROP>>
<Satsuki: "This is so totally stupid. I'm leaving. Come on, Beast.">
<Beast: "Pu-pu-puu!">
[Author's note: The fanfic in question is the incomparable K-chan's "Love Ballad," which originally arose from a dream I once had. And the Evil Bus Driver is visiting us from one of Stefan "Twoflower" Gagne's highly amusing "Slayers" fics.]